The boy was quite the catch. He had a kind heart, serious ambition, and the kind of integrity that you don't often find.
The girl loved this boy with all of her heart. How in the world did she get so freaken lucky? After a year of marriage she would still daydream about her French speaking med student, his big old heart, and his rock hard abs...
One evening after the girl was almost asleep the boy came in the bedroom and said
"You're on my side of the bed"
the girl said
"I am barely on your side cool your jets"
The boy left the room and came back with a measuring tape the girl said
"for reals you are measuring the bed?"
the boy said
"yes...I love you"
The girl moved to the ground and fell asleep, when she woke up the boy was right next to her on the floor. Good thing they had a new terribly comfortable bed to sleep on just a few feet away... The girl said to the boy
"You slept on the floor with me."
The boy said
"yeah, I missed you"
and they are still living happily ever after.