There are two olives on a table
One of the olives rolled off the table
the olive on the table said to the olive on the floor
"are you okay?"
the olive on the floor said
This has been my all time favorite joke for a few years Tamra Nelson my BFFL told it to me so she can have the credit.
Today the quote be: "Simplicity is the key to sophistication" -Ben Franklin
... OH and I just really am in love with Elvis.